Plastic Jesus Uke

**Chords:**
C G Am F

C                G  
I don't care if it rains or freezes  
Am                  F  
As long as I got my plastic Jesus  
C                  G  
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car  
Am                   F  
Comes in colors pink and pleasant  
C                   G  
Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent  
Am                F  
Take it with you when you travel far  

C             G  
Get yourself a plastic Jesus  
Am                   F  
You can sit him in the car  
C               G  
If you're in a traffic jam  
Am                     F  
Or you're in a tornado, he's your man  
C                 G  
You can see him in the dark  
Am               F  
You can see him in the light  
C                   G  
He's your plastic Jesus  
Am               F  
He's your plastic Jesus tonight