Titties And Beer

**Chords:**
D  A  G  D

D                      A
I like titties and beer,
G                          D
Titties and beer,
D                     A
I like titties and beer,
G                          D
Titties and beer.

D                       A
I was sittin' at the bar,
G                        D
Enjoying my drink,
D                    A
When a girl walked in,
G                           D
Made me stop and think.

D                      A
She had big ol' titties,
G                          D
And a cold beer in her hand,
D                      A
I said, "Hey there, lady,
G                       D
You’re my kind of plan." 

D                      A
I like titties and beer,
G                          D
Titties and beer,
D                     A
I like titties and beer,
G                          D
Titties and beer.