You Can Call Me Al

**Chords:**
D  A  G  A

D                          A
The man walks down the street
                       G                A
He says, why am I soft in the middle now?
D                          A
Why am I soft in the middle?
                 G                A
The rest of my life is so hard

D                                 A
I need a photo opportunity
                      G            A
I want a shot at redemption
D                             A
Don't want to end up a cartoon
                 G             A
In a cartoon graveyard

D                       A
Bone digger, bone digger
                    G           A
Dogs